Why cant Santa Clause look like this girl? Seriously, can you imagine how much more joy there would be at Christmas if we had these girls to look at instead of Santas fat ass. Comparison: Filipinas= 100lbs. Santa= 500lbs. Filipinas= big tits. Santa=okay he also has big tits. Filipinas= gives you blowjobs for Christmas. Santa= gives you shitty clothes for Christmas. I rest my case.